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@lazy_joe_ : "Yes, waiter, why does it say "there ain't no rats in it" next to the lasagna?":
Cause there ain't no rats in it
"But why woul
AIN'T NO RATS

@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up

@lazy_joe_: Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
This frozen baby needs to see a physician