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@le_buns : they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like "oh"
@le_buns: "would u like some dessert?" i ask the moose head above the fireplace
"no thanks im stuffed" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice
@le_buns: *reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date*
*waiter from last night knocks on window*
"how's everything tasting folks"