@lecalabara

“The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore – The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th…”

@lecalabara

This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, “artist”. Now I have nothing to pick off.

@lecalabara

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won’t you just text him?

@lecalabara

You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.

@lecalabara

“The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead.”- Birds

@lecalabara

Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey.