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@leftarmisme : Whenever you introduce someone, put air quotes around their name.
I want you to meet my friend "Ami"
@leftarmisme: Kid being grounded in 1978:
YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. YOU MUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM.
Kid being grounded in 2018:
YOU CAN'T STAY IN YOUR ROOM. YOU MUST GO OUTSIDE.
@leftarmisme: My house isn't messy.
@leftarmisme: Roses are red
Xanax is blue
When one just won't work
Go ahead and take two
@leftarmisme: Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.