@lemmywinkler

Billion dollar idea.

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell “I’m just cooking!”

@lemmywinkler

The “oops, wrong hole” excuse doesn’t work when she catches you with her best friend.

@lemmywinkler

My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I’ve never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!