@leshnevsky

Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn’t need a food anymore.

@leshnevsky

If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You’re drunk!

@leshnevsky

How to make a woman crazy in two steps:
1. Take a picture of her
2. Don’t show her the picture

@leshnevsky

– Michelle, we must break up…
– Oh, I’ll kill myself!
– That’s a nice bonus. Thank you!

@leshnevsky

– How can you always be such a happy person?
– I never argue with people.
– That’s impossible!
– You’re right! That’s impossible.