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Page of lgbk44's best tweets

@lgbk44 : the best way to avoid people outside stores with clipboards is by carrying your own

@lgbk44: Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze

@lgbk44: as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money