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@linkindrinkin : garbage man: hello little fella raccoon: [slides a $5 bill] one garbage please

@linkindrinkin: me as a child: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets

me as an adult: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets

me on my death bed: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets

@linkindrinkin: Netflix: are you still watching?

Me: yes

Hulu: still there?

Me: yes

Phone: ring ring

Me: no