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I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed.

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I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap.

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I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It’s like they don’t know I plan on cropping them out later.

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A 5 day juice diet. They said I would “feel it” working in just 5 days. They were right, I’ve never felt more hungry in all my life.