I don’t talk about my ex’s because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they’re dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
I don’t care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I’ll give it back for Christmas.
I don’t care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I’ll give it back for Christmas.
I’m not above selling your kidney or my oldest child for a phone charger. I mean, if it came down to it. Not just like for fun.
Guess I missed the memo on National ‘bring your camel toe to work’ day.
What makes you think I’m trying to poison you? Here, I made you this coffee. Its to die for. I mean its yummy!
They’re not all brilliant, but they’re all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever.
I’m not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least.
I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.
You said I could have my way with you. If you didn’t want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should’ve been more specific.