Passed a gym sign that said “Have those new yoga pants been to yoga yet?” and I feel personally attacked.
me in my 20’s: I DONT NEED LUNCH I HAVE MOTIVATION AND AMBITION TO ENERGIZE ME
me now: listen, if i don’t eat lunch at this exact second i will actually die
Me at 25: I am not going to be one of those adults who just gives up on fashion
Me at 35: I wear nightgowns as dresses because they’re softer
($800 for an iphone)
oh no problem here you go
(99 cents for an app)
HA I DONT THINK SO PAL MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES YA KNOW
HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A KID DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR DOG
When I was a kid: why do athletes retire in their 30s they’re still so young
Me in my 30s now: *trying to get up from a couch* yep ok
me: let’s go to bed earlier like responsible adults
brain: great idea
me: so do we just like lay here or what
brain: i have no idea
today was my first day back after the holidays and my body is like excuse me why aren’t we eating 9 meals a day anymore
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never had a burrito.
Whenever I’m feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chins up.