@lisaxy424: ($800 for an iphone)
oh no problem here you go
(99 cents for an app)
HA I DONT THINK SO PAL MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES YA KNOW
@lisaxy424: HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A KID DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR DOG
@lisaxy424: When I was a kid: why do athletes retire in their 30s they’re still so young
Me in my 30s now: *trying to get up from a couch* yep ok
@lisaxy424: me: let’s go to bed earlier like responsible adults
brain: great idea
me: so do we just like lay here or what
brain: i have no idea
@lisaxy424: today was my first day back after the holidays and my body is like excuse me why aren’t we eating 9 meals a day anymore
@lisaxy424: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never had a burrito.
@lisaxy424: Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chins up.
@lisaxy424: I feel like my relationship with the Walking Dead started so great and we had some good times but now we’re only staying together for the kids.
@lisaxy424: boss: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
cw: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
me: literally never talk to me gary