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@litfirebird : Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses?
Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast.
@litfirebird: Two submissives sitting in a tree.
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@litfirebird: A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm.
So I peed on her