Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don’t see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit.
If there’s one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.
I’m surprised God doesn’t make Christian Rock Bands sound better.
I don’t know what to do with my arms when I’m running, should I fold them?
Meth, because teeth are annoying.