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I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex…

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Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store…

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The closest I’ve been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop…

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I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want…

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Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo…

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Don’t ever forget the ‘L’ if you ever Google – Grandfather Clock

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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.