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Page of lloydrang's best tweets

@lloydrang : People who say they are "comfortable in their own skin," scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin

@lloydrang: I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree.

I think I found my spirit animal.

@lloydrang: Will I. Am's headstone will read "Will I. Was," completing history's longest set-up to a punchline

@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.

@lloydrang: I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.

@lloydrang: Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.

I am wearing a house.

@lloydrang: Son: am I adopted?

Me: not yet, but we're hopeful.