Co Worker- so are you a dog or a cat person?
Me- Ummm i dunno, i usually have chicken or steak??Sometimes shrimp?
What do you recommend?
Sometimes as a woman all i want is for a man to grab me, throw me into bed and then clean my house while i sleep
Anyone who has to spend more than 2 mins at an ATM is obvilously sending a text to Optimus Prime
Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs?
Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer