If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You’d be surprised how many people hadn’t thought of that.
If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don’t love anything.
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he’s wearing TOMS and you can’t stop laughing.