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I know there’s a lot going on right now in America but my husband just used one of the good towels!

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Doctor’s office: All our records are electronic now just fill out these 12 forms.

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Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes.

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Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news.

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Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg

and wait.

-hospitals

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Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card.

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Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.

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After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.

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Based on Harrison’s choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.