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@louisvirtel : The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying “trash” to everyone’s face.
@louisvirtel: Remember, you can always call your senator and leave a bloodcurdling scream.
@louisvirtel: The worst scene in La La Land is when Emma Stone gives Ryan Gosling permission to save jazz because she already solved racism in The Help.
@louisvirtel: I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess.
@louisvirtel: "Suicide Squad" looks like a bunch of people Avril Lavigne hangs out with.
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.