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Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots

Me: No No… that’s just the way my feet look

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*Guy tries giving me his phone number*

Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one

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*Me getting pulled over*

Me:license and registration please?

Guy police officer :I pulled u over..

Me:do u really want to argue with me?