@mactx85

Nice try girl with a great job and is mentally stable…
Hello crazy chick with anger issues and a knife collection.

@mactx85

Exercise makes you look better naked. But so does whiskey, it’s your choice.

@mactx85

I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.

@mactx85

I really love sarcasm.
It’s like punching people in the face but with words.