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I don’t know who needs to hear this but “Mean Girls” wasn’t meant to be aspirational.

@manicpixedreem

Can’t, getting kicked out of the living room for snickering when my son’s teacher said “Where am I gonna put the bone?”

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doctor: are you seeing a psychiatrist?

me: [currently sleeping with a shrink] like…professionally?