Facebook tells me today is “National Winnie the Pooh Day” … I hope they’re ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won’t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that’s what’s been missing.
I’d have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said “I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look”
In my opinion – until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint – they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight?
Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?
Brutally honest? I’m always honest … I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth
I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom
Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend’s house & didn’t get to go & yet everybody lived in the end.