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@mariokeyparty : Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying

@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father

@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't