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@martyntanton : Just been banned from my church's Easter service.
Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't "Ta-Daa!"
@martyntanton: My wife told me, "I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me."
I said, "You have perfect eyesight."