Everyone is so talented on tiktok and I’m like look I can fold a towel.
As soon as we’re able to go to church again I’m not going.
I had no idea we were still brushing our teeth.
I am leaving Twitter. I can’t take all the political banter and the mean and nasty things people say on here anymore. I will be back in an hour.
Just saw a couple jogging together and it inspired me to stay on the Internet
Someone in the office sneezed so instead of saying “bless you” I looked them dead in the eyes and sprayed a can of Lysol.
People are all like once you turn 30 you never want to leave your house. I was 4.
*moves all unread emails to trash
Omg I got so much done today.
My anxiety is so bad I keep thinking that I forgot to shut the garage door and I don’t even have a garage.
Florida’s state motto should be “hold my beer.”