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I am leaving Twitter. I can’t take all the political banter and the mean and nasty things people say on here anymore. I will be back in an hour.

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Just saw a couple jogging together and it inspired me to stay on the Internet

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Someone in the office sneezed so instead of saying “bless you” I looked them dead in the eyes and sprayed a can of Lysol.

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People are all like once you turn 30 you never want to leave your house. I was 4.

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My anxiety is so bad I keep thinking that I forgot to shut the garage door and I don’t even have a garage.

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Ran into someone that said “oh I haven’t seen you in a long time” and I was like I know I did that on purpose.