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Page of mattchew81's best tweets

@mattchew81 : *yells from space*

Did you kill that spider?!

@mattchew81: A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"

@mattchew81: Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza