Anyone else get nervous when their life is going too well? Like right now I have 3 phone chargers.
I encourage my kids to do well in school so I don’t have to meet with their teachers.
Good news, I don’t have the virus. Bad news, I can still taste my cooking.
My kids asked me where dinner is? Oh shit, was that today?
Rich people say “Summered” we summered on Cape Cod. We went to Maine once on a Wednesday, I Wednesdayed in Maine
I’ve been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I’m still fat, I’m calling bullshit.
Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
In my son’s class they were talking about allergies, my son said “My mom says she’s allergic to most other moms” Super
The whole “bad boy” thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That’s soooo hot