god created the midwest so ur internet crushes could always be 10,000 miles away no matter where u go
[dentist hands me a bag with a tootbrush and floss inside it]
uhmmmmm okay? now I feel weird I didn’t get you anything
texts from ur dentist:
1. Happy birthday! Make sure you sign up for your six month appointment
2. This is a reminder to schedule an appointment!
3. I miss us lol
4. Ur just gna ignore me? lol. I’ve been in ur mouth