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I’m exceptionally good at proofreading after I hit send.

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Grease is my favourite movie about how smoking gets you a boyfriend.

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So you’ve had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I’m crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around.

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People keep telling me I behave like a man so I’m currently working up the courage to tell my husband he’s gay.

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I’m exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I’m slurring my words.

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People say that Twitter is pointless but it’s teaching my children to be self sufficient.

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People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?