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@mean_spice : Teacher: welcome to health class
Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her?
Teacher: sir please just mop the floor
@mean_spice: [at a child's birthday party]
Lady: which one's yours?
Me: uhh, that one
L: that's my daughter
M: *grabs the cake and runs*
Me getting out whipped cream: I've been waiting for this
Gf: kinky, I like it
Me already eating pie: what
@mean_spice: Torturer: I will break you
Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness?
Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef