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How good at basketball do you have to be to get a COVID test

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At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game

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when adam driver cut his arm in marriage story my mom said “hemorrhage story” and I thought that was a pretty good one

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Kids movies really made me believe that the greatest threats on earth were dogcatchers and quicksand

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What if during Halloween people said “creepy crawlidays”

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This aging app is really getting people’s hopes up that the world will still be here when they’re old

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When an ex mansplains something to you it’s called “explaining”

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If you can get the pronouns right for a boat you can get them right for a person

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The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing