@mejustbeth: A vulture floats lazily overhead. Here come a few of his friends. Oh, and a few more. Look, now they're circling.
Maybe I should move.
@mejustbeth: Accidentally bought a left-handed bottle of shampoo and now I have to shower facing the other direction.
@mejustbeth: During winter months, some people will try to hug you just to steal some of your body heat.
Beware of false huggers.
@mejustbeth: Back to school sale prices are so cheap. I'm getting all of my Christmas shopping done.
25 cent rulers for everyone!
@mejustbeth: Someone in my neighborhood is cooking bacon and now I'm wondering if I should have been more friendly to my neighbors for the last 18 years.
@mejustbeth: Current status: I just turned on the garbage disposal so the cats wouldn't hear me getting the cheese out of the fridge.
@mejustbeth: Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane.
Don't let this happen to you!