At my funeral I want there to be a big ‘live laugh love’ sign with the ‘live’ crossed out
Just bent over and heard a snap. Was hoping it was a broken rib but turns out it was the underwire in my last good bra snapping 馃槶
A little known historical fact is that Alexander the Great had a younger brother named Bob the Pretty Okay
I’m a carb girl, born and bread
So my mom suggested today that I use Twitter to find a boyfriend. I told her that only works if you’re already married.