@melibuff

Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit?

‘Cause I’m not the least bit attracted to you.

@melibuff

That’s shocking!! Hold on.

*quickly draws overly arched eyebrows*

Ok. Go on.

@melibuff

I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.

@melibuff

I’ve been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people.

@melibuff

Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently ‘hard’ ‘classic’ and ‘punk’ AREN’T the 3 different types of rock.

Who knew.