Funny Tweeter

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@mindflakes : A good way to make friends with someone is to break into their house at night and clean it

@mindflakes: I've invented a new kind of waffle maker that makes 300 waffles per minute whether you want it to or not

@mindflakes: Anyone here good with computers? Trying to figure out how to attach a swarm of wasps to an email

@mindflakes: People often ask me if there's a good reason why I'm sitting in their birdbath, but there almost never is