Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

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Page of mindflakes's best tweets

@mindflakes : The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

@mindflakes: The key to any successful relationship is to prevent your partner from being carried away by a large bird

@mindflakes: A good way to make friends with someone is to break into their house at night and clean it

@mindflakes: I've invented a new kind of waffle maker that makes 300 waffles per minute whether you want it to or not

@mindflakes: Anyone here good with computers? Trying to figure out how to attach a swarm of wasps to an email

@mindflakes: People often ask me if there's a good reason why I'm sitting in their birdbath, but there almost never is