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The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand

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My version of “naked and afraid” is when I’m in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise.

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Oh ya, let’s sit down and talk about it!

*That’s how I end and win any argument with hubby.

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If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist.

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My son can go from “omg…you’re impossible I can’t wait until I’m 18!”
To “you’re the best mom ever” in a matter of $100

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Me: Wake up son!

Son: Just 30 more minutes please

Me: I’m borrowing your phone

Son jumps of the bed: I’m awake!