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I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.

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The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision.

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Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.

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My best friend’s marriage is such an inspiration.

As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.