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@minnie_in_pink7 : I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.
@minnie_in_pink7: The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision.
@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
@minnie_in_pink7: My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration.
As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
@minnie_in_pink7: Damn boy, is your name Dulcolax because you irritate the shit out of me.