I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.
The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision.
Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
My best friend’s marriage is such an inspiration.
As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
Damn boy, is your name Dulcolax because you irritate the shit out of me.