Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it’s built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.
Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars.
We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks “How are you?” Not good, Maria. Clearly.
Him: Mm girl, back that ass up.
Me: Like on iCloud or something?
My therapist asked me to list my good qualities:nnNice to everyone’s facenUsually wear deodorantnThin cheese slicernnThat took four hours.