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My son told me he couldn’t wait to grow up…

So I took out my vitamin day of the week organizer and explained every one. Next we discussed every body cream I have. Then we paid bills for the month. He was crying at this point so we had ice cream while we did meal planning.

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4: Is the Easter Bunny still coming to our house?

10: Oh I saw on the news he got Coronavirus and Easter is cancelled

Me: (forgot to get Easter eggs) Yup, it’s true

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Thoughts and prayers for my son who thought it would be funny to tell me “I’ll get to it when I get to it, woman”

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My kid’s superpower is finding the one show that isn’t streaming on Hulu, Netflix, or Prime

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My child: Picks cookie with the most icing

Also my child: Won’t eat the cookie unless every bit of extra icing is carefully scraped off

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My uncle told me the other day that the world is in a really crazy place when Twitter seems more logical than the general public so congrats y’all are considered the most sane people on the planet by at least one person

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Homeschooling isn’t going great but at least my son has learned the skill of hiding in the bathroom in case he has kids one day

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My daughter has decided singing happy birthday to her is punishable by death

Maternity confirmed

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My youngest is like a dog

She can spot a bad personality from a mile away and she also may bite you