My son told me he couldn’t wait to grow up…
So I took out my vitamin day of the week organizer and explained every one. Next we discussed every body cream I have. Then we paid bills for the month. He was crying at this point so we had ice cream while we did meal planning.
4: Is the Easter Bunny still coming to our house?
10: Oh I saw on the news he got Coronavirus and Easter is cancelled
Me: (forgot to get Easter eggs) Yup, it’s true
Me: Where’s the remote?
Toddler: I didn’t eat it!
Thoughts and prayers for my son who thought it would be funny to tell me “I’ll get to it when I get to it, woman”
My kid’s superpower is finding the one show that isn’t streaming on Hulu, Netflix, or Prime
My child: Picks cookie with the most icing
Also my child: Won’t eat the cookie unless every bit of extra icing is carefully scraped off
My uncle told me the other day that the world is in a really crazy place when Twitter seems more logical than the general public so congrats y’all are considered the most sane people on the planet by at least one person
Homeschooling isn’t going great but at least my son has learned the skill of hiding in the bathroom in case he has kids one day
My daughter has decided singing happy birthday to her is punishable by death
My youngest is like a dog
She can spot a bad personality from a mile away and she also may bite you