@monicaheisey

just accidentally clicked “Sort by Price: High to Low” like some kind of child emperor

@monicaheisey

my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog

@monicaheisey

“the uk couldn’t POSSIBLY leave”

“trump couldn’t POSSIBLY be president”

“we couldn’t POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity”

@monicaheisey

i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan