There was a deer running down in the valley so my husband snorted like a buck. She stopped. Looked around. So he did it again. She got all excited. Yes my husband was romancing a deer. I think all the smoke in the air is confusing him.
Highway to Hell is my favorite song about walking down the aisle.
Eating pancakes and bacon when I forget to put my teeth in is just not the same.
My husband ordered a hearing aid off of Amazon. I’m so screwed you guys.