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@morninggloria : Guys can we please civil war somewhere with shade? It’s really hot and some people want to bring their dogs

@morninggloria: Until I started experiencing insomnia I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually

@morninggloria: why is it ok for adults to dress in the jerseys of their team when they go to games but weird when i show up to the doctor dressed in scrubs

@morninggloria: A confusing chart has led me to believe we are spending exorbitant amounts of money surgically transforming people into fighter jets