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@msmegmensa : A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles.

@msmegmensa: If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'