@mugkip

there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they’re naked, just say “haha saw your doodle” and walk off. simples

@mugkip

“DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT”
doc: u got lou gherrigs disease
*cops barge in* ur under arrest
“FOR WHAT”
cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease

@mugkip

i’ve always struggled spelling out “blood” with my fingers because it always comes out looking like “bbool”

@mugkip

WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.