*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one.
Ughh…7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry, my Canadian friends…7 more Kilometers till I can go home. Or is it liters?
Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.
Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great.
I mean, I’m smart, but I’m no Alfred Einstein.
I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don’t really wanna hear about your ‘summer’ house.
There’s nothing horribler than a word that isn’t real.
Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.