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@natedog2049 : Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet.
Unless its a white salmon.
@natedog2049: People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses.
@natedog2049: Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait.
@natedog2049: What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj.
Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?