@nicky_prada

Lady one “What’s the worse thing your husband has said during sex?”

Lady two “Honey, I’m home”

@nicky_prada

People get so shocked when I tell them I’ve raised two kids alone, got my PHD in Psychotherapy, work full time during the have a night job and a successful business from home. I maintain all friendships and a social life and donate to charity. Anything is possible when you lie

@nicky_prada

Doctor: “Are you sexually active?”

Me: “I’m not even physically active”