@nishadtrivedi

What they’re actually saying is “I can’t even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]”

@nishadtrivedi

Give a man an axe and he’ll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he’ll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius.

@nishadtrivedi

If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.