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@nonsensetwit : My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying "try again bro."

@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.